Sometimes there is poetry even in badly translated internet scams:
From Mr Hamed Alii.
This Message Might Meet You In Utmost Surprise. However, It's Just My Urgent Need For a Foreign Partner That Made Me To Contact You, I Am A Banker By Profession From Burkina Faso In West Africa And Currently Holding The Post Of bill and exchange manager.
I Have The Opportunity Of Transferring The Left Over Funds ($15 Million) USD of One of our Bank Clients Who Died Along With His Entire Family In Kenya Plane Crash 2003.You Can Confirm The Geniuses Of The Deceased Death .
I have been getting a lot of these lately, and each time I have to fight that momentary urge to write back and say "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?".
Instead I go make another picture. And this could be yours, for $15 Million USD or Best Offer.